Little Shop of Horrors
It's true, I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

new blog is up

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getting a new blog

this one is old and kinda not me anymore


things change and its a good thing.

I’ll post a link or whatever once it all set up

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I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

I fixed it.
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Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

I’m okay with this

When facing a Dalek

“that’s not how you fucking use a whisk”

“that’s not how you fucking use a whisk”

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one day i want to be famous enough that people photoshop flower crowns onto photos of me

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having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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"One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it."
Gabourey Sidibe (via le-mans)

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if a girl sitting with her legs open is her “asking for it”, then if a guy sits with his legs open, is he “asking for” me to punch him in the balls?

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